Rammit's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[YAAFM 11: Scientology]

Nice work

Funny, that's to be sure. You're still a sellout, though.

[All Your Pie]

Best... Ending... Ever...

Holy freaking crap that was funny. Seriously, that was the greatest. You have an awsome sense of humor and great taste in games and T.V. shows. I gave you a nine for graphics and sound because everything is very good, but not quite perfect. Style is a ten for obvious reasons, same with humor. A two for violence because the monkey got his hand cut off and the pie got stabbed and burned (or so we are lead to believe). It goes without saying that I voted five on this masterpiece.

[The Return of Ganondorf]

Rules me into the ground!

Wow! That was the funniest thing I've ever seen on newgrounds! The voice acting wasn't exactly top-notch, but it was still worked very well. The graphics, however, were very well drawn, smoothly animated, and definetly had that Zelda look to it. I never stopped laughing all the way through. I'm giving this one a five, no doubt. The re-enactment of Link killing Gannon... Volunteering at the soup kitchen... "Sorrt I made you sad"... Frick, I gotta watch that again...

[TMNS]

Mixed feelings...

Well.. It started off really lame and stupid... It was really cheesey and... Lame... Then all of the sudden, he turns into a huge turtle and it gets pretty awsome. The characters were drawn very well for the most part, but the animation was not so great. Still, it managed to make me laugh a few times and the cheeseyness sorta helped it. "Son of a b*tch!"... Hahaha... Funny... Lame... Awsome... All rolled into one.

[Neo-Bender]

Umm.. What?

Slick visuals... And that's it. If only you'd had a storyline, some humor, anything... This would have been alot better. Eye candy. Brain poison. I don't think I'll bother watching the other ones.

[MENTOS! (spoof)]

Hillarious, nice job.

Hahahaha, that's classic. I especially like it when he turns to the screen and gives a thumbs up, and also as he's smiling and waving at the people he drives by. Frickin' hillarious.

[Change]

Smooth!

It's not very often I rate something a ten... But with such smooth transitions, perfect choice of music, and the monochromatic color scheme to match the theme of the video... It's hard not to give it a high score. Truly a shining example that short film is indeed an art form!

[Salesman]

This was... Meh...

Well, the characters were well drawn, if not a little bit rigid in movement. I don't know what else to say. It wasn't exceptionally bad... It wasn't exceptionally good... That's the problem. It wasn't exceptionally anything. Just another flash that I'll forget before I wake up tomorrow.

[Pink Floyd - Eclipse]

Quit wasting my time.

I voted zero. Quit begging for experience points and make something good so that we want to give you good votes. I even sat all the way through just waiting for that vine to finish so I could see what it turned into... What a crappy ending. I'll save everyone else the trouble of watching this and just tell them what happens: A vine grows real high. People fall from the sky for no reason. It ends with the video begging for high ratings. Yeah, good one... You got 4 graphics points because the vine looked kinda cool.

[Sunrise and Mischief]

That was cool.

Very cool. The art was strange, in a very good way. It didn't really make alot of sense, but it was just so crazy (again, in a good way)that it didn't matter. The music worked quite well with the animation. Overall, it was quite interesting and even offered a few good laughs here and there.